I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.
Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”
by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 07, 2020
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Remember son dying is gay

A joke reference to an old animation of TF2 Red Soldier's father saying that dying is game over an anime background.
Father: "Remember son dying is gay"
Son: "Yes Father"
by Natorithm September 23, 2021
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why do you remember that?!

A (usually defensive) phrase used when someone brings up something embarassing or something you wanted to have forgotten and you want to divert the subject from you to them
Devin: Hey, Carol do you remember that time you tripped and faceplanted right into my locker? ;) Carol: Why do you remember that?!
by Cassie... January 15, 2011
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I remember MY first

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.
1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.
by Charwinger21 April 17, 2011
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I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.
dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking
by tbrockman76 April 08, 2020
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When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen
by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018
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A recurring douchebag catchphrase used to summarize one's contempt for mainstream music, often in a narrow-sighted, nitpicking sort of manner. Instead of making an effort to find better songs and sticking with them, those of the douchebag kind usually throw all music into a slop bucket of discontent, grouping together genres and artists that could actually be liked by them if given a chance.
Tony: There are a few artists nowadays I don’t like.

Brad: Yeah, all music sucks now. Remember when music used to be good?
by PizzaGoblin August 08, 2017
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