Quack!

Something you yell when a situation is overly cheesy or just plain stupid.

*cheesy,icky-romantic scene in Titanic* Quuuuuaaacckk!! This is the cheesiest bullshit I've ever seen!!!

* A dumb joke being popped in a stupid movie* Quack! That is so gay and not even funny.

by Quack quack! April 20, 2010

Quack Quack Seatback

Similar to "Fives" or calling "shotgun", "Quack Quack Seatback" is a common way to lay short-term claim to a seat you're about to vacate when with a larger group. Sometimes shortened to "Quacks."

Person A: "Hey, you stole my seat."
Person B: "It's my seat now."
Person C: "No, he called Quack Quack Seatback. Move it."

by Joe G! January 5, 2006

quack

The sound a Jesquigoduckster makes.

"QUACKKKKKKKKK"

by affraid_of_quack January 29, 2009

quack

An annoying friend who always seems to bring up stupid points and goes on and on about them.

A person who if they were talking on on a SNL skit, the people would laugh at even though he wasn't trying to funny, he's points are just stupid.

"Oh hey guys, I was drawing a circle today and...(30 minutes later) pretty cool huh"

by Pat November 3, 2004

Quacks

Thanks to Apple device auto correct, "doctor" is frequently corrected to "quacks"

Yeah, I have an appointment at the quacks tomorrow.

by azlairian November 1, 2011

quack

An online or e-slut who will often prey and stalk pre-pubescent teen boys via the internet.

Quack and nightfall cyber while playing WoW.

by Tom Bolton November 4, 2006

quack

A pseudomedical "professional" who earnestly believes in their products or procedures (as opposed to a fraud, who knows he is full of shit and just wants to make money), which in actuality are of dubious merit and are possibly injurious.

(Name) the quack (my chiropractor)
Was a squat little ape
With a mouse's voice
And a pigeon's gait

by Anon343 March 16, 2008