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prostitute

a prostitute is someone who loves you no matter who you are, what you look likeeeeeeeee
Jesus: Kenny's only doing this for money. He's a prostitute!

Random guy: I'll pay him 20 bucks to eat someone else's vomit.

Stan: What's a prostitute?

Kyle: Dude, I don't know!
by justlikeheroin13 December 21, 2006
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prostitute

A person who is usually someobdy who performs sexual acts if payment is arranged or they may do it as a favor because they just want to get laid. also see whore, slut, laid.
Oh my god you dirty prostitute whore! I cant believe you brought me here!...I'll see you in my room in five minutes.
by BuckSnort December 28, 2005
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Prostitution

The illegal act of being paid for sex but it's not illegal if there is a camera involved.
Prostitution is how I got every STD know to man kind.
by Nickypoospriv March 1, 2017
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prostitution

A woman (or man) that sells her ass (or his ass) to Republican senators and representatives.
Your mother is a prostitute. That is to say that she practices prostitution.
by 3Gdamnyousankmybattleshipbitch January 17, 2006
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Prostitution

A job at Taco-Bell.
Prostitution in the restroom of a local Taco-Bell.
by Qualludes October 23, 2014
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prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
by Dave March 20, 2004
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Prostitution

Why work so hard to get a girlfriend when I can just get a much better value at 5th and Broadway with prostitution?
by TheEditingMan April 9, 2009
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