pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020

PokeYugi

My name on Urban Dictionary, also what you call someone who likes Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and other 1990's anime

Jim: I love Pokemon
James: No way I love Pokemon too, but I also love yugioh
Jim: PokeYugi
James: Meh

by PokeYugi January 11, 2022

Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.

Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.

by Kibbsy May 7, 2022

in the pokey getting pokey

Incarcerated in Jail or Prison and getting ass raped.

Joey went to the Joint for raping Little Cindy. Now the the other inmates found out what he's in for, I guess that you could say that he's "In the Pokey Getting Pokey. "

by Jack A. Lope September 10, 2015

Low Key Hokey Pokey

Fucking on the DL.

Me: Ay gurl, wanna do the low key hokey pokey?
Girl: Okie dokie!

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

the Smokey Pokey

1. To get high and fuck
2. To use Marijuana as a means to increase the chances of getting laid
3. Anyone that you smoke marijuana with in order to have sex with them
4. (variant) Smoke&Poke ( Smoke weed, then engage in coitus)

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is way outta ur league
Guy 2: Yeah no shit! I dont stand a chance.... *sigh*
Guy 1: Just do the smokey pokey ahaahhahaahahaaaa

"Remember Chris, if she smokes, she pokes" -'Lois' from Family Guy

by DaLi617 May 19, 2010

hokey-pokey

What it's all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!

by ghosty November 24, 2005