GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something

James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!

by uwu x3 nuzzles on you January 3, 2025

Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.

Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...

by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021

Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024

lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.

He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer

by programmernerd May 22, 2022

artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020