lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.

He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer

by programmernerd May 22, 2022

Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something

James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!

by uwu x3 nuzzles on you January 3, 2025

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

programmer

is a guy who programs infinite lines of code

guy: yeah, last line... lets run it
pc:errors detected: 100001
guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
guy2:SHUT UP
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATAFAK IDIOTIC PC NOOOOOOOOOOO IDIOT..
guy2:SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
guy2:SHUT UP IDIOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FU**ING FACE INTO POOP AND THEN FLUSH IT INTO TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
guy2:programmer SHUT UUUUUUUUP

by valeriigvg1alex Minecraft nick December 7, 2025

artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024