Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

Pretzel Day

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy

There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day

by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018

pretzeling

v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.

You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.

by Aaron and Heather August 3, 2006

pretzel mnms

a crunchy and salty ball of pretzel surrounded by a layer of rich chocolatey goodness and topped with a colored candy coating. in other words, HEAVEN!

liza: have you tasted those pretzel mnms yet??
beth: they were amazing!

by snapeandlilyforever:) June 18, 2010

chocolate pretzel

to violently shove a salty dick up ones ass.

i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Aussie Pretzel

A sexual liaison between multiple women. Usually used to describe a lesbian orgy, it can be used to describe a general one-on-one encounter between two women.

"I'm not going to Wonder Con, because I'm going to the Lakers game with my girlfriends... I don't really care about sports, but I love the pretzels. Particularly, the Aussie Pretzels."

by Wepdiggy April 2, 2010

Pretzel

The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.

Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)

"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)

by A Rebecca April 23, 2009