patchy pussy

A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.

Joe: How was Kathy last night?

Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!

Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?

Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!

by Jenenena October 1, 2008

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patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

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A name for a bi-sexual male who tries to hang out with straight guys and is typically defined as being an annoyance or burden. The patchy represents the patch between the butt and vagina, representing the unsureness of the Patchy's preference in a guy's (butthole) or girl's (pussie).

Dammit, that Nick kid is trying to come over. That fucking guy was caught blowing a dude in the bathroom. Why does that asshole think we want a gay hanging out with our group of guy friends? He's such a patchy.

by Guckfumby November 1, 2011

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pochyaraujo

a person who's really good at computers and in World of Warcraft ;a pochy

"Did you hear about pochyaraujo? he's the sickest world of warcraft hunter!"

by pochh January 8, 2008

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Poochy

An irresistibly adorable and squeezable animal or child

"Omg do you see that little poochy over there??"

" Yes what kind of dog is that!? It's adorable, I need it!!

"An Austrian Shepard, what a cute poochy!!"

by Nhammer October 19, 2017

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