no potato

When you not mad you got rekt at something

Just got rekt in game of league. ggwp no potato

by Hip_on_the_know April 2, 2015

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."

by Mieshamoo March 5, 2012

potatoing

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

potato

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

potatoed

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

by Hannah R June 1, 2005