potato

short for the word potato-head

hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato

by EL SEXO GRATIS September 16, 2023

potato

what the entire population of the internet identifies as. a fricking potato.

a: potatoes are cool
b: thanks for the compliment bro
a: what do you mean lol
b: im a potato, so by saying potatoes are cool, you're saying that im cool, which is a compliment directed to me.

by a potato on the internet ._. May 13, 2021

potato

A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.

"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."

"Look at that girl she is such a potato."

by Mieshamoo March 5, 2012

potatoing

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

potato

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

potatoed

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

by Hannah R June 1, 2005