postimist

A person able to see the best and worst of everything.

Gerry, a postimist could always see both the positive and negative aspects of any situation. Sure, he'd just discovered his girlfriend in bed with his best friend, but at least he wouldn't have to listen to her Radiohead cds anymore.

by sandy June 11, 2004

Posturing Pete

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

by briantroy December 20, 2009

Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.

"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".

by HENDO November 7, 2012

postu

A hot waifu owned by UnLuckyL.

postu is the hottest 3D waifu out there

by A 5aze5aez October 15, 2020

possum spotter

Australian slang for someone who has a lazy eye or is cross-eyed. Referring to one eye (or both) pointed upwards in a different direction. It is assumed that the bung eye is tracking the movements of possums in trees.

Woah Bazza, Check out the possum spotter behind the counter!

by Bangatangz January 10, 2021

armored possum

A new and improved possum. Also known as an armadillo.

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.

by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008

Thighler Skully Age Postulate

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010