Porkchop

A woman using player who dates women of all ages in a fruitless attempt to get laid. This boy, or manwhore will emotionally manipulate any girl for sexual favors and validation/fufillment. This player burns through relationships like wildfire. Most Porkchops are overcompensating for their small sexual organs, but will never admit it. Approach a known Porkchop with caution, or not at all.

Yo, didja hear 'bout that Porkchop's new gurl?
Which one?
Hahahahaha.

by SparkleUnicorn2010 March 11, 2011

porkchop

Word used by stupid men in place of you're so gorgeous I could have an orgasm just looking at you!!!

"I know how you porkchops are"

by Angie Bolin January 6, 2005

porkchop sandwiches

See also marijuana

Let's go eat some porkchop sandwiches!

by Mr. Body Massage Machine September 11, 2003

The Evil porkchop

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

by Evil Tim May 1, 2006

Porkchop

When a man (taylor) trys to wheel(chop) a fat girl.

Man look at Taylors porkchop.

by Taylor00987 March 9, 2009

Porkchop

The act of inserting either one or both testicles into a woman's vaginal opening.

The other night i was home alone watching sleazy internet porn and i stumbled upon a man performing the porkchop on a bitch.

by El Morgasmo June 20, 2008

porkchop sandwiches

Originated from the queer in a Gi Joe episode.

DO you want you pork chop sandwiches?


GI JOOEEEEEEEE

by Pooneriser April 12, 2005