As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
by weave November 1, 2003

You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
by TGDub September 1, 2009

by Gayshitwhosegay October 16, 2018

a toaster, something that you stick a piece of breat in to make toast or possibly grill cheese sandwich
by the_toast_master April 4, 2005

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
by jb3625 January 21, 2011

by D wan-an ohnlee June 19, 2022

I saw on Instagram that Kanye West has a pop-up in Brooklyn. They got free frosés and everything Kanye West. Let’s go!
by primalscreamer April 16, 2019
