Poogatory

When you needing to go for a poo but it's not coming out.

Not to be confused with constipation.

I want to go to sleep, but I'm stuck in poogatory.

by Connor Robertson April 10, 2021

Purgatory List

The list of people you neither accept nor delete for friend requests on your social networks

Yeah Dirk Diggler, I've never met that guy, but he keeps requesting on facebook. He's definitely in my purgatory list.

Oh there was this guy that I met last night at The Abbey, he didn't ask for my number, but is friend requesting me. I'll put him in my purgatory list

by Beats By Cray March 28, 2016

poopatory

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.

Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.

by Jack burton May 9, 2016

podgatory

In the container management software, Kubernetes, podgatory is the state of any given pod where they are in an indefinitely unready state, while still responding on the liveness probe, thus never being restarted and never receiving traffic.

"Oh man, we've got 50 pods in podgatory today because some dweebs didn't configure their readiness probes correctly"

by seeker44 September 18, 2018

Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

digital purgatory

The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.

I hate going to the DMV. I feel like I'm stuck in digital purgatory.

by pdobrinen May 29, 2011

Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.

I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.

by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020