Inseparable best friends. These friends are closer then family. They sleep together, but they don't "sleep" together. They shower together, but they don't "shower" together. They love each other, but they're not "in love" with each other. The pooks comes in a package. They are known for always being together and commonly invited places as one. They're each other's aces'. They can boss each other around, but they never argue.
Pook 1: "Pooks, I love you!"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"
by Da Pooks October 16, 2010

Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time
by DKeibs July 20, 2005

that dog's so pooks
by Mingmingmingming Tingtong December 27, 2008

1. <Anubis_Ascended> pook <remey> pook
2. <remey> pook <grimshear> pook <Anubis_Ascended> pook <Popher> stop pooking!!
2. <remey> pook <grimshear> pook <Anubis_Ascended> pook <Popher> stop pooking!!
by Remey August 27, 2005
