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Potato Cup Potatoes

A vegan dish consisting of potatoes, onions, and bell peppers sautéed in a pan and mixed together with some seasonings. The resulting mixture is then transported to a red plastic cup, and served with saran wrap on top sealed with a rubber band for maximum portability.

The dish is best eaten while tailgating for a concert, or attending a long outdoor event where emergency sustenance may be required.
After spending the whole day in the sun drinking beer, nothing hits the spot better than potato cup potatoes.
by bemaniac July 23, 2009
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i too, enjoy munching on potatoes

A phrase used to say to another person in a polite manner, "Go screw off."
Tom: Hey Bob, did you see that new V2?
Bob: i too, enjoy munching on potatoes
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Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."
I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!
by Paul Hate May 22, 2011
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funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.
My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial
by lcthatch November 7, 2014
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A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
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bunk potatoes

when somthing dissapoints you and you need something to say
hey man i just got crabs from the asian hooker

man thats bunk potatoes
by tucker max May 4, 2007
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Russet Potatoes

When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)

Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)

Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)

Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)

Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)

Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
by jimbo99 December 12, 2009
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