When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To be used in Awkward Situations
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
by Matt Embrey October 22, 2008
When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.
by platCHypus November 24, 2009
A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
by parry the platypus Jr March 25, 2010
by D3rpeeBlird January 10, 2018
by Daisy Dunham October 27, 2020
When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex
Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy
Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this
Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this
by Cichy club January 01, 2022