Stealing things out of unlocked cars is a lasher pincher. Pilfering someones things is lasher pinching. Breaking into storage units and stealing things.
by Dancer-Smith-Johnson September 6, 2025

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"
He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
by Pony tank 69 December 1, 2023

by Inches January 3, 2025

a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)
college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"
by JKornDoctor September 23, 2013

an individual who either is
1. a thief alias an alf-incher (half-incher) rhyming slang for he who half-inches (pinches, nicks, steals, palms, etc)
2. extremely avaricious. Charles Dicken's character Ebenezer Scrooge is an excellent example of a penny-pincher.
3. imbecilic ignorance and confusion with
a- German derived pincer (tweezers) often with regard to maneuver warfare known also as the double flank envelopment- famous examples: Hannibal's pincer movement at the Battle of Cannae 212, or Germany 1940 General von Kleists'Battle of France against French and Allied Expeditionary Force or the largest ever pincer movement- 1941 Axis versus Soviets at Battle of Kiev
b) pinscher (a breed of German guard dog) a dobermen pinscher, a mini pinscher
1. a thief alias an alf-incher (half-incher) rhyming slang for he who half-inches (pinches, nicks, steals, palms, etc)
2. extremely avaricious. Charles Dicken's character Ebenezer Scrooge is an excellent example of a penny-pincher.
3. imbecilic ignorance and confusion with
a- German derived pincer (tweezers) often with regard to maneuver warfare known also as the double flank envelopment- famous examples: Hannibal's pincer movement at the Battle of Cannae 212, or Germany 1940 General von Kleists'Battle of France against French and Allied Expeditionary Force or the largest ever pincer movement- 1941 Axis versus Soviets at Battle of Kiev
b) pinscher (a breed of German guard dog) a dobermen pinscher, a mini pinscher
"The year was 39 and the sky was filled with lead
Hitler was invading Poland and Paddy, Holyhead.
Come all you Pincher Laddies and long distance men,
Never work for McAlpine, George Wimpey or John Laing
Hitler was invading Poland and Paddy, Holyhead.
Come all you Pincher Laddies and long distance men,
Never work for McAlpine, George Wimpey or John Laing
by SpeakProperFokkinEnglish May 30, 2021

Noah's crabs.
by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

by hyperass October 21, 2021
