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Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
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pincher

an individual who either is

1. a thief alias an alf-incher (half-incher) rhyming slang for he who half-inches (pinches, nicks, steals, palms, etc)
2. extremely avaricious. Charles Dicken's character Ebenezer Scrooge is an excellent example of a penny-pincher.
3. imbecilic ignorance and confusion with

a- German derived pincer (tweezers) often with regard to maneuver warfare known also as the double flank envelopment- famous examples: Hannibal's pincer movement at the Battle of Cannae 212, or Germany 1940 General von Kleists'Battle of France against French and Allied Expeditionary Force or the largest ever pincer movement- 1941 Axis versus Soviets at Battle of Kiev
b) pinscher (a breed of German guard dog) a dobermen pinscher, a mini pinscher
"The year was 39 and the sky was filled with lead
Hitler was invading Poland and Paddy, Holyhead.
Come all you Pincher Laddies and long distance men,
Never work for McAlpine, George Wimpey or John Laing
by SpeakProperFokkinEnglish May 30, 2021
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Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis
Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man
by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023
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Pincher pete

One who pinches the cheeks of a unwilling participant
Wow my cheeks are raw. I know my skirt was halfway up my minge but I had a bad case of the Pincher Pete's.
by Russellsmallpiece April 8, 2023
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Poopy Pincher

Like the definition (poop pincher) Poopy Pincher is a family friendly way to Say "anal sphincter."
Just butter up that Poopy Pincher and have a bite!
by The elusive swiper May 23, 2022
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Worm pincher

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle
by Pony tank 69 December 1, 2023
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5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan
by Inches January 3, 2025
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