Phoner

When you get a boner from playing games on your phone all day

Jake: Woah!
Bob: What?
Jake: I was playing games on my phone, when I got this boner
Jack: Just another phoner......

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 13, 2021

Phoner

When you get an erection while on the phone.

Dude she was moaning over the phone and I got a phoner.

by FKN Toastah December 20, 2016

phoner

someone who answers texts right after they get them

Hiwot stop being a phoner u creep.

by sarah williams wells_67 May 08, 2019

phoner

when answering text really fast

hiwot u are such a phoner

by sarah williams wells_67 May 08, 2019

phoner

the buldge of one's phone in a pair of some tight jeans, somewhat like resembling a boner

girl 1: omg, did you see that guy's raging phoner last night at the club?
girl 2: i know, it was like he had a 6 plus or something packed in there

by followmeontwitter November 09, 2015

Phoner

When you have a bulge in your pocket, primarily from your phone.

Man look at his phoner! He’s rich.

by Diddians March 14, 2019

Phoner

When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.

King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.

by Sexydragonfucker September 09, 2022