Phil Jacksoned

Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.

Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.

Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.

Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?

Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.

by Brett Hull November 3, 2009

Dr Phil

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.

Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

north philadelphia

the result of an experiment to concentrate crime in philadelphia to one area.

north philadelphia: it's mugtastic!

by Young Trubz September 16, 2006

Dan and Phil

Our tol gay smol bean british boi gods.

Person 1: who are the youtubers Dan and Phil?

Person 2: my british tol boi gods.

by ACasualPhan August 5, 2019

Phil Coulson

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

by AoS June 11, 2018

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

by tttarafied January 19, 2022

dr. phil

a talking penis with a mustache

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror

by Jizz monkey at the end of the tunnel November 25, 2004