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phaillic

When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.
I did it with Johnny last night- but ew he's so phaillic!
by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009
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phallis

an architectual term which dating back to ancient architecture means itlooks like a penis.
the eiffel tower is a giant phallis
by blujeens April 14, 2008
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Phallify

(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.
1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"Of course...why are you taking your book with you?"
"Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped"
"Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you."

2.
"NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED"

3.

Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind."

Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW."

4.

Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!"

Man #2: "Let's rape him!"

Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?"

Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then"
by ßæ$† December 15, 2009
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phallicky

Resembling a penis/phallus
That baton is phallicky.
by wawmd March 15, 2011
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phallitosis

a portmanteau of phallus and halitosis, it means that someone's breath smells like cock.
Dude she give you head last night?
Naw dude, she had phallitosis, I'da probably got someone else's juice on my nob.
by DJ B Rey June 26, 2008
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LONGEST WORD

According to the Guiness book of World Records, the longest word ever to occur in a literary work has to do with a fricassee, with 17 sweet and sour ingredients, including brains, honey vinegar, fish, pickles, and ouzo. The word appears in The Ecclesiazusae, a satirical comedy by Aristophanes (443-388? BC), an Athenian playwright. In Greek, the word is 170 letters, transliterated into English it is 182 letters. Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiopar aomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonopteke phalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.
by manic manic manic August 31, 2003
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phallucifer

The first REAL black metal porn movie...starring a black metal artist who wishes to remain anonymous...
I bought phallucifer to try and figure out who the guy was and what band he was in.
by Blacktothemetal April 7, 2007
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