Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

by sk8terlater100000 July 9, 2009

Jorden Perkin

GAY, BEING A SNAKE CHEAT ON MANS FOR NO REASON

Gay and Jorden Perkins=

by nakedzedster January 8, 2019

perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.

I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!

by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023

Perkins

The world’s greatest ball hog, would slime out their mans in an instant for tud

Man 1: Yo I told you not to tell Perkins about her
Man 2: Yea that one’s on me

by RazerLizard December 21, 2024

Perkins

A slang used too describe a high schooler that likes to oil up and twerk, popular uses include a tiktoker JaedenPerkins

That guy is weird, I think he’s a Perkins

by Confucius IV April 5, 2025

James Perkins

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.

“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”

by Freaky Bobby boy June 24, 2025