Palin's Principle 

Learn to speak the original language of the place where you live. (After Sarah Palin who said "When you're in America, speak American!)

I'm learning to speak Cherokee, the original language spoken where I live, in accordance with Palin's Principle.

Palin's Principle by estive December 4, 2016

A Sarah Palin 

A pathetic attempt to elaborate on a faux pas by fabricating even more untruths rather than admitting to your blunder.

(Re: Palin's account that Paul Revere was ringing bells to warn the British, and the efforts following to validate her erroneous account of events).

My teenager wouldn't get up this morning, insisting that there was no school, and when I referenced the school calendar, he pulled A Sarah Palin by explaining that in 2012 it'll be a Saturday, and technically there is no school, uh, in the future, on this day, and that the school bells didn't ring yesterday so he knew they were going on and jumping ahead to the 2012 calendar...ah, since there were not that many seniors this year anyway. In fact, he didn't need to go to school at all. Anymore. Because of no bells.

A Sarah Palin by easilyamusedinVT November 30, 2011

Palin Principle 

The Palin Principle states that the illusion of great achievement is created by lowering expectations.

"Man, I put so little effort into that English paper that I deserved to fail, but since I used the Palin Principle in the class, I got a C-!"

Palin Principle by shilolo January 16, 2009

palin 

adjective used to describe a person underqualified for a given task. Also used to denote an idiot, or small-town redneck.

"I know I'm a little palin, but I really want this job."

"Ma'am unfortunately we are looking for an applicant who is less palin."

"Have you seen that cashier at the gas station? The one with missing teeth and the trucker hat? Hes SO palin!"

palin by The Pirate Queen October 28, 2008

paulina arreguin

Shes the most beautiful girl in the whole fucking world. Shes so loving and people just love everything about her. You can say shes a perfect girl.

Paulina Arreguin is the cutestttt.

paulina arreguin by shutitdown21 April 26, 2020

Paulina 

The bestest friend

“Paulina is my best friend”

Paulina by PS cool March 25, 2021

Pullin' a Palin 

Responding to direct questions with a barrage of pithy cliches and folksy colloquialisms to avoid admitting that you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

A few minutes into the interview I realized the applicant was pullin' a Palin, and didn't have any relevant experience whatsoever.

Pullin' a Palin by cjbrix July 9, 2009