nicole patterson

she likes to steal your Boston Cremes
and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole

Nicole Patterson: hi

by bear142567 June 2, 2019

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Talia Paterson Sinco

Talia Paterson Sinco has about 50 wifeys

Hey Talia Paterson Sinco!!!
HEY WIFEYSSSS

by alakandel June 20, 2022

Jimmy Patterson

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

pitter patter

1. the sound of water or a similar liquid rapidly dripping or falling onto a surface.

2. the onomatopoeia for the light tapping sound of a small animal's feet when it is running.

1. The pitter patter of the rain outside was relaxing as I snuggled in my warm bed.

2. The mice are in here somewhere...i can hear the pitter patter of their feet! *pitter patter pitter patter*

by Strawberry Yan March 7, 2012

Sister Patterson

New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.

Sister Patterson looks like the devil in her red suit and when she laughs like a hyena.

by iHateEmos July 9, 2007

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008