Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.

"Oooooh! Crab paste!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

Flange Paste

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.

Wow, that flange paste really got the engine oil out from under my fingernails.

by gerald_holmes January 20, 2009

paste-book

How one might refer to facebook if out of their hundreds of facebook friends they are unable to name 10 offhand. It derives from the friends seemingly having been copied and pasted off other people's profiles.

A: How many friends have I got now on paste-book?
(A logs on)
A: Yippee, I've got 1000 now 30 accepted in the middle of the night.
(A Logs off)
B: Aren't you going to have a look at their profiles?
A: Nah.

by lovelee09 April 16, 2009

past nastyfication

Going back in time to sleep with your grandma to spawn your own father. also known as "doing the nasty in the pasty".

Dude's his own Grandfather! He did some real past nastyfication!

by Friend of Supert3d May 4, 2010

Making paste

To have sex. The paste is the byproduct of having sex.

Micki and I are making paste tonight!

by Tay bob February 19, 2019

Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.

by Constance Jackson May 1, 2010