These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”
by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023
Get the Paradise Problemsmug. An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.
by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019
Get the Dookie Paradisemug. Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.
by YAWA June 19, 2021
Get the Snipers paradisemug. by Anodomini89 January 23, 2009
Get the paradise machinemug. by myunclesass August 21, 2018
Get the uncles paradisemug. The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
by smokeyblair June 7, 2019
Get the screwdriver in paradisemug. by Potatosquashedtatertot December 22, 2019
Get the Pergin paradisemug.