Padraic

Massive cock it won’t fit in anyone’s vagina man it will make you bleed

I got padraic’d last Night rip my legs

by Podge1234 December 10, 2017

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

by David March 6, 2004

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.

by SuccPapi October 4, 2016

padner

Slang term for a friend or acquaintance.

Dat is my padner over dere.

by Zechariah April 23, 2007

vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.

Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.

by A "professional" March 23, 2016

Pacer Test

Hell

"FUCK we gotta do the Pacer Test today"
"SHIT!!"

by Shadow Kirby July 23, 2019

pacer grain

Pacer grain is the one man you need to meet. He has a phat cock. Legend says he got the nickname from a steamboat in art class. Pacer grain is a god and shall forever be represented as a god. Pacer is a legend.

Person 1: Yo is that pacer grain?

Person 2: yes, that’s pacer grain! We must bow down to his holy power.

by Big_daddy_dick September 17, 2019