Pidder

Someone who uses PID (proportional integral derivative) to control every system especially where it should not be used.
The lamer of control system.

- I spent the last three hours tuning PIDs of my drone but it doesn't work.
-You are a f******pidder

by pidderdefiner December 29, 2018

paddler

A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.

"Fucking hell, have you seen the teeth on that guy? Absolute paddler."

by el-generico July 11, 2019

Pandertisement

Especially common with modern society's "victim culture" ; An advertisement that subtlety throws in injustices from the past or in line with a certain political agenda, having nothing to do with the reality of modern day, in order to sell more of their advertised products to people of a certain background or race.

Person 1: Hey what did you think about that recent Gillette ad ?
Person 2: Yea man that shit was a total Pandertisement.

by BongKusher69420 September 1, 2019

Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017

pandermonium

What generally happens at a gathering of Democrats (US) or generally any political party of progressives after they've spent several decades pandering to special-interest groups for cheap votes, and the chickens finally come home to roost. Typically what will happen is that during electioneering, all these special-interest groups (Black Lives Matter, Black Panthers, Feminists, Communists, Socialists, Islamic radicals, Palestinians, ISIS, etc) will crawl out of the woodwork to vie for a bigger slice of the pie and will start attacking and killing each other, stomping on the country's flag, destroying property, etc., all resulting in complete and utter chaos and pandemonium. This ridiculous spectacle will be broadcast for all to see just how bad progressives and their policies and their long-term effects are, thus ironically torpedoing their chances of winning the election. Derived from "to pander" which is a defining characteristic of progressive political parties, and "pandemonium".

Did you see this year's Democratic National Convention?? It was total pandermonium all around!

by hellznrg July 29, 2016

pandermonium

A chaotic, noisy, and tumultous rampage of pandas! A horde of the endangered species armed with bamboo sticks and World Wildlife Fund donations, they are a force to be reckoned with. Beware!

As pandermonium ensued, all people on the streets were trampled on and smacked with bamboo simultaneously.

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

Padderz

Padderz is the nickname for patrick, padderz is generally the most awesome guy you will meet, some may say he is like a god, but most believe he is beyond that, he only gets the most sexy girlfriends there are, and all men wish they were him, he also carries a massive schlong!

girl 1: 'look at Padderz isn't he a beast??'

girl 2: 'yeh, i heard he has a massive tonsil toothbrush!!'

by Padderz October 21, 2010