unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.
Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.
by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016
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brillo puncher

One who is generally not seen as a credible source of information and is not viewed as a responsible reliable person. The reason is normally do to the fact that they are to bust pushing brillo through their crack pipe to have a clue..
Johnny: Yo Don! Was-up my man? You got a five spot you can loan me?
Don: Screw off brillo pusher!!
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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Poodle puncher

Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world
Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night
by Punchedpoodle September 17, 2022
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Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.
“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.
by Papbag February 14, 2018
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Fudge Puncher

-Dude smell my hand...
-Ahh you were punching fudge weren't you?

-I hear that kid in your class is really good in the sack...
-Nah i hear he is a total fudge puncher
by cinimon bagel August 07, 2010
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Fudge Puncher

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher
by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 20, 2012
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muffin puncher

Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)
Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch

Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
by It's Bobcat July 09, 2014
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