forty two pounds of sand

when your cat eats forty two pounds of sand

dude he just ate forty two pounds of sand and died 😭😭😭

by flushed emoji 😳 June 9, 2022

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Fat-hundred pounds

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

by Mattdude October 27, 2014

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400,000 pounds of fuel

a lot of dead towels heads, and a lot of money.

400,000 pounds of fuel is a hella lot more than I'll be able to purchase in a year.

by the greenskeeper July 9, 2004

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10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.

-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."

by scld April 13, 2010

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