there are many different types of P.O.O
The Sticky Mess (diahrea)
you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_-
“God, there’s a sticky mess in there.”
Slim Jim
A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it!
“Dang did a slim tim.
Godzilla
A very big poo that is like a big sausage.
“Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla”
The Bullets
They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks
“Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.”
Useless
Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache.
“Omg this is so useless.”
Spicy Ass
A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩
“Omg my spicy ass.”
Perfect
This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once)
“MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙”
Uninvited guest
You fart and your pants become wet with poo.
“lol! an uninvited guest”
WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK?
You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable.
“What the sh#tty fvck?”
Food
A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮.
“Food”
Red Cl0t
You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only)
“Ew a red cl0t”
Bloody Mess
Poo and blood comes.
The Sticky Mess (diahrea)
you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_-
“God, there’s a sticky mess in there.”
Slim Jim
A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it!
“Dang did a slim tim.
Godzilla
A very big poo that is like a big sausage.
“Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla”
The Bullets
They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks
“Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.”
Useless
Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache.
“Omg this is so useless.”
Spicy Ass
A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩
“Omg my spicy ass.”
Perfect
This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once)
“MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙”
Uninvited guest
You fart and your pants become wet with poo.
“lol! an uninvited guest”
WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK?
You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable.
“What the sh#tty fvck?”
Food
A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮.
“Food”
Red Cl0t
You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only)
“Ew a red cl0t”
Bloody Mess
Poo and blood comes.
by RatzzR0ckit March 28, 2022
A Demonic substance so powerful it can rewrite the fabric of reality. It is the most powerful weapon in existence.
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by poopersonmelike September 03, 2021
I have to go poo, mum!
by loplonloiter December 24, 2014
This particular definition of poo originates from one of the corner rooms of Tartu. This room exhibits extra space, where the organziation of MBA can be played (Mini-Basketball Association). "Poo" is a derivate of the game "Horse", except it has fewer letters, so the game is shorter. When a player makes a shot of some form, the other player must do the exact same in order to avoid spelling out the word. Each miss corresponds to a letter in "Poo", with a maximum of 3 misses until the game is over. Such an amazing game can only be called "Poo" because of its origination from the ghetto lands of Tartu.
BoLigz: I challenge you to a game of Poo.
McLigz: Alright, lets go... I think its done!
BoLigz: Oh man! I lost!! I guess you're the wingner!
McLigz: I know, and I crown you the wigner.
BoLigz: Flick Flick Fluck!!!
McLigz: Alright, lets go... I think its done!
BoLigz: Oh man! I lost!! I guess you're the wingner!
McLigz: I know, and I crown you the wigner.
BoLigz: Flick Flick Fluck!!!
by Juan-Pablo Sanchez April 23, 2006