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Swirling Pool

The final stage before vomiting violently. The swirling pool stage is your body’s natural way of warning you to remove yourself from the public eye and seek a toilet, waste bin or other discarding device.
"I'm gonna' have to go home mate. I'm in the swirling pool!"
by kristiano90 November 3, 2011
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Spa Pool

noun: spa pool
1. a bath containing hot aerated water.
2. a navel filled with male ejaculate.
Last night I filled the spa pool and dipped my finger in for a little taste.
by Charlie Kudos October 20, 2016
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Somalian Pool Party

when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don't flush leaving abdi and he's friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.
example 1.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.

example 2.

so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.
by abdullahibigw April 16, 2017
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Swamp Pool

A swimming pool that has a mixture of vomit in it. This usually results from someone cannonballing into a pool which has floaties already covered in vomit. The act of the cannonball mixes said vomit to thicken the texture of the pool water to a more of a thick, swamp quality.
Oh look, Gary is about to make a swamp pool by cannonballing off of the high dive into the pool which has a bunch of floaties with vomit covered on them. Swamp pool!

*Audience cheers: SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL! SWAMP POOL!
by JamesKPolky April 7, 2020
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You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
by Lina April 16, 2005
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shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.
In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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Dropping some friends off at the pool

(verb) The act of dropping pieces of crap out of your arse into a toilet or other body of water (i.e., the kitchen sink, someone's unattended beverage cup, a puddle on the road, a swimming pool, etc.)
I was just dropping some friends off at the pool, when all of a sudden i fell off my boss's desk, spilling the cup of coffee I was using!
by bloc jacques chaloc May 19, 2004
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