poof 

1.) an effeminate homosexual male
2.) an onyx
3.) a gay gardener (GG)
(See Onyx)

Onyx is a poof-boy. How do I know this? Because he is a poof-boy. What is a poof-boy, you ask? (repeat)

poof by Lindsay and Nate April 7, 2004

poof 

poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.

'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'poof'
'homeophobe!'
'what?'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'

poof by Soph Lee June 29, 2006

POOF 

P.O.O.F.

Stands for:

People
Obviously
Over
Fucking

aka a whore or a slut.

Guy 1: Dude those chicks are hot! Totally want to hit that
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..

POOF by P.O.O.F. Creater December 20, 2009

Poof 

Men who ride on the other bus. We regular take the normal bus whereas these ones take the OTHER bus.

Bobby: Hey jimmy! Where you going?

Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!

Bobby: WHat bus?

Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!

Poof by Jimjo March 14, 2005

Poof 

UK term for a man who does not want another pint.

"Did you see Harry? Left with that male stripper from the Hen party over there and he didn't even finish his pint. What a poof!"

Poof by Roger Mellie From The Telly April 19, 2009

poof 

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

poof by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

Poof 

The act of farting through your penis.

It looks like a deflating balloon. I just made my bitch queef then shortly after i poofed in her face. Being cool may lead to cronic poofinf disease. I just poofed.

Poof by poof on me June 4, 2011