poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.
Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
by chief chuckabubba May 05, 2006
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Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
by Monroe July 07, 2003
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panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.
That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.
by brunoyouknow May 04, 2010
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Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe
by John McStephenson May 08, 2008
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Poaching the Rhino

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.
While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"
by Meoff first name Jack June 02, 2009
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friend poaching

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.
I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.
by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009
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Poaching

To run a yellow light, knowing full well that it will turn red before you're completely through the intersection
"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"
by king qweef August 04, 2007
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