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Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.
When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.
by Shady sam March 22, 2017
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plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.
Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.
by Phil Ski July 16, 2006
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plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket
After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.
by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018
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plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.
“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works
by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024
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Plaster

Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
My grandpa was such a plaster.
by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022
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Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m fucking plastered man”

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by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019
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hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.
Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.
by Hog plastered November 21, 2021
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