Played out

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.

Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."

by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020

Played Uno

When you are trying to be secretive about sleeping with someone you use a code word that you played Uno with this individual.

Conner: Man, we didn't do anything last night. We just played uno. It was very lowkey.

by Snooooooooze September 12, 2021

Played Out

When someone or something does something too much to the point you gotta say shut THE fuck up.

“Where you from?”
“I don’t even bang bro.”
“Nah blood that shit played out”

by Juug McDaniels September 24, 2021

Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.

"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

You played yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me

by DCFads2 September 23, 2019

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016