Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
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pickle o peeny

a pickle with legs and its pickle juice squirts on your bum. it is also known as a butt muncher.
the pickle o peeny ate my lunch then juiced on me.
by loggieperoggie November 22, 2017
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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.
Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.
by PENIS PATROL March 03, 2006
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peenie beenie

What do you want on your sandwich?
Peenie Beenie!
by Cat-thulhu January 07, 2024
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