In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

by UnmitigatedTemerity April 14, 2022

Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.
I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.
by netguy101 January 7, 2011

by Ve330 June 23, 2013

It's called sauce packet when a woman performs the female version of tea bagging and if they are on their period it is called ketchup packet
by Jesterfox November 23, 2014

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008
