P. Diddy

rapper by day, raper by night

man 1: p. diddy’s on suicide watch
man 2: YEEHAW

by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 14, 2024

P daddy

A sexy, chunky,...handsome beast of a man that will take hold over your genitalia in a single glance (trust me I know) p daddy will have you licking your body all over in the shower like a dog (I’m getting to horny for this) if your lucky he’ll take you to the stabbin cabbin, if your not. You’ll never be satisfied again. Beware his fat thick sausage is bigger than a rhinos. I’m the act you won’t know where your flesh ends and his Flesh begins but these words cannot account for the p daddy’s exquisite body so I encourage you to stop reading this and go see for your self

Oh p daddy no more talk pls desiccate my vag now

by MrBigshloang January 15, 2021

daddy ;P

What ur sister calls you

Mark: "wanna go out?"
Amy: "yes Daddy ;P!"

by GiggaNigga6969 June 10, 2023

Pdiddy

like a red pete but instead of his face being red it is full of acne and is always a teachers pet and has unlimited n word passes

Jacob: hey that kid is the biggest teachers pet

Michael: hey Its more like a pdiddy nigga

by SHREK + TUTANKHAMUN September 24, 2019

pdiddy

Nickname for the brand of cigarettes parliament. Mostly used by teen punks and cokeheads.

Cokehead One: Hey bro, let me get a pdiddy.
Cokehead Two: Dude, you know I just smoked my last one.

by Smokers-R-Us December 20, 2008