An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
Get the The Maury Povich Showmug. News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"
by JWklj July 29, 2012
Get the Mauriedmug. The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017
Get the The Maurymug. 
verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.
by sabbathfan9 October 18, 2008
Get the Mauriedmug. I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
Get the Maury Povich predatormug. Comes from latin word; maurus,mauri, which refers to the berber inhabitants of roman province of Mauritania tingitana.
Might as well
Might as well
by Yiizz April 18, 2019
Get the Maurimug.