glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

Glob

First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.

That slime looks like a Glob

by Aamori April 3, 2019

Jumbled glob

LaurenZside made this word

Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭

by SHIZZZST🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ May 4, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Globbing

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.

We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.

by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019

Fudge Glob

It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.

"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!

by Daryl4real March 13, 2023

Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.

She's so silly, she's such a glob.

by glob lover September 4, 2023