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glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
by Botta Bing July 28, 2019
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Glob

First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.
That slime looks like a Glob
by Aamori April 3, 2019
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Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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Glob

Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro
Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.
by omgomglolol August 4, 2021
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glob

man 1; are you the gobgolabglabglabgobgolabglabglab???

glob: I'm the Globglogabgalab.And I love books.And this basement isa true treasure trove.I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glabOooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid!Simply delicious_!Ooooohm, ha ha ha ha!I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glab
by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020
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Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.
Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.
by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015
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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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