Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese
He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette
by Dr James November 22, 2013
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egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.
"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"
by mcsilverue October 08, 2013
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Cum omelette

When a male ejaculates onto a frying pan and proceeds to scramble it like eggs
by Hitlersforeskin22 December 06, 2019
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omelette ass

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.
I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!
by Andrew Stephen February 07, 2008
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Ovary omelette

An aborted fetus fried in melted goat milk butter on med-high for 8-10 minutes or until crispy. Served best with a side of hash browns and baby seal chips. Delicacy among Urban cannibalistic doctors, or black canadians.
by Typhanee Jawnsun December 05, 2010
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Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette
Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again
by The Brownado January 07, 2019
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poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.
I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days
by PKNdle December 30, 2015
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