Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025

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Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.

Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.

by Mike109999 May 03, 2022

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lifetime existence

the time of one's life/ existence

this should never happen in someone's lifetime existence

by Kim Ella April 16, 2022

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dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno February 02, 2016

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