orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.

This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!

by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit December 23, 2015

orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

by Username 1552 December 19, 2020

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 11, 2020

Orchard

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp

Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)

by Official News April 08, 2017

Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.

"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.

by Old Jimbob2 October 12, 2010