orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider
Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider
by Username 1552 December 19, 2020
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When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.
"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."
by astroban1231 October 11, 2020
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Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl
Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?
by Drill88 July 01, 2018
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Orchard Ave

guy: what street do you live on?

girl: on orchard ave.
by cWm100 July 15, 2009
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American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
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orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.
Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.
by orangeglazeelf1234 December 10, 2015
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