Oakley

An "Oakley" is a really cool person that's from Europe. This term is specifically used on Scottish people.

Person A: How ye doin mate?
Person B: Heyy what's up Oakley?

by Ich0rr February 1, 2022

oakleys

free speed

running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)

that crew are all wearing oakleys! they must be fast

wearing oakleys in the boat is free speed

by liptonhummus July 6, 2023

Oakley 😁

When a white mother and a Portuguese father make a beautiful lil monster, we then call her OUR PORKCHOP!!!!!

My daughter Oakley 😁 is a porkchop

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

a bit of the Jo Oakley

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.

You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 21, 2025

Oakley

A Retard who looks like Tarzan

That guy is an Oakley (a retard)

by MIFHUNTER May 23, 2022

oakley

A retarded but really sweet dog

"your dog is so retarded" - eggsy

oakley is a dumbass

by raspberry69696420 July 11, 2022

Oakley

The cool kid who wears sunglasses on the first day of school, and says it's his brand because they are Oakley sunglasses.

Ohh, look and that HANDSOME Oakley over there.

by Cardinals 4 life March 1, 2021