Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.
Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.
by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011
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coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”
by popapoppin January 29, 2018
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nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck
dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral
by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009
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Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.
Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.
by Bongitis January 1, 2012
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Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.
Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!
by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010
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Otter's nostril

Mary invited me to examine her otter's nostril.
by Dirk Diggler II April 7, 2010
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nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011
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