noobed

Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.

"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."

by RedScourge December 16, 2004

noob

noob is derived from the word 'new'
it implies that you are inexperienced
sometimes it is used as slang for 'you suck'

I once knew this noob named Eric.

by JinXXT February 23, 2007

Noob

Someone who is new to a game, not someone who killed you.

Guy 1: *dies*
Guy 1: OMG WHAT A FUCKING NOOB
Guy 2: bro I am not a noob Ive been playing this game for 4 years wtf.

by controllZ February 24, 2021

Noob

Definition: Jaylene

Me: OMG JAYLENE YOUR SUCHA NOOB

Jaylene: ...

by Yourmomgay1 October 29, 2018

Noob

You.

Wow a haxxing noob

by TheSoggyDoggy February 22, 2020

noob

or Newbie is a gamer who is playing a video game (mostly MMO) with no experience of the common video game tactics.

He's going to the battlefield with a pistol only, lol what a noob. His ass is going to get roasted.

by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018

noob

-#1 offensive word for edgy 12 year olds.
-80% of the people who use it dont know what it means
-people think its another form of the word "bitch", because it is when someone uses it for rage.
-it actually means a new player. evolution: Rookie-Newbie-newb-noob
-people use it a lot in csgo
-oof

*killed by player with #1 rank on leader board*
level 1 player: noob

by notpublished November 24, 2017