Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 11, 2018
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nocturnal lunch

The meal between dinner and breakfast. The opposite of lunch.
Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.
by Ristafarian January 24, 2021
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nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.
by MutantStrike October 22, 2007
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nocturnal dream

A dream about sex
I had a nocturnal dream and it was magical
by Devin1234sex May 13, 2016
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Nocturnal People

Male's and Female's comfortable with night time hour's based on sensitivity to ultra violet light because of neurological natural enhanced nerves for night time. An nocturnal human species.
Nocturnal People come out at night, given the choice to like thousands of year's ago.
by SunArt July 30, 2019
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Nocturnal Powwow

When 3 friends get super zoinked and have a grand dance circle without questioning it and/or realizing what they’re doing
Holy shit bro we were so fucking huh last night we had a nocturnal powwow
by ForSheezyMan July 22, 2018
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A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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