geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."
by Sanderling October 01, 2006
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geezer gamer

A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.
You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.
by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005
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Geezer-rock

Old school rock of the 60's and 70's
"My Dad and Mom are going to see Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, you know, That Geezer-rock"
by Summer O' Flannigan February 21, 2009
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Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs
This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.
by FlemNasty July 30, 2013
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Unknown Geezer

Unknown Geezer also referred to as ''Pizza Guy'' is a commonly used noun in the UK to describe an unknown male who appears at peoples houses at 9pm and does an unknown deed.
Adam watch out for unknown geezer I heard he is lurking tonight
Easton caught the unknown geezer and identified him as Luke
by Benny2Trappy March 06, 2022
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Pyramid of Geezer

When four men are having sex with one woman and high-five over her.
At the climax of the orgy, all four men high-fived above her - creating the pyramid of Geezer.
by Rysenberg Blue April 25, 2023
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geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.
Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
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