Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.

A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!

by Artem_the_kid October 16, 2008

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

Jamie wifi

non existant

Person 1: "Dude you have jamie wifi"
Person 2:"What wifi"
Jamie:" guys shut

uUuUuUuUUUuuuuuUuUuUUup"

by Bruh65485476u5878954574576568 July 21, 2021

school wifi

A wifi router that is commonly used by schools and is terrible to the point of being useless and hated

Person 1: my wifi is so bad
Person 2: be glad its not school wifi

by *eats shit*yum November 17, 2020

Fernilia wifi

Really bad wifi because this person is at work

I have fernilia wifi now

by sdhfjkdsd February 8, 2023

basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021