Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.

A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!

by Artem_the_kid August 23, 2008

McDonalds WiFi

Really bad WiFi

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

Mcdonald's wifi

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH

Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

by IconicFlame May 06, 2021

Fernilia wifi

Really bad wifi because this person is at work

I have fernilia wifi now

by sdhfjkdsd February 09, 2023

drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 07, 2010

frontier wifi

Quite possibly the worst wifi provider you'll ever buy from. An utter disappointment.
Can also be referred to as "Frontier"

Ex. 1)
Person 1: Yo, look at this guy! He's lagging so bad!
Person 2: Poor fella's probably got Frontier wifi.

Ex. 2)
Person 1: Dude! I just got Battlefield 1! Let's play!
Person 2: Nah, bruh. I can't even connect to myself. Got Frontier.
Person 1: Dang. I'm sorry to hear that.

by BruhI'mDone January 21, 2017

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango January 24, 2016