Hey can i have a slice?" "Do you have a dollar?" "No" "im sorry my friend but i dont give a sympathy slice
by FTDan June 10, 2010

by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015

Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.
by Turin1 May 12, 2011

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.
One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"
by Kooky23 October 19, 2009

An individual, usually female, who will look for companionship or any sexual activity on the basis of the other party showing pity for her.
by Ronnie Mimiq June 28, 2009

The narf or action of someone narfing because of the presence of narf or the presence of someone else narfing.
As Kim and Michael giggled at the corn-flecked narf on the side of the road, Marmy began to retch violently and almost sympathy narfed right there in the middle of the street.
by Marmy McMarmington November 16, 2006

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.
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by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020
