a discontinued children's programming channel. ran from who-knows-when to 2002.
not to be confused with Nick, its shitty replacement.
not to be confused with Nick, its shitty replacement.
by ga lat dai August 17, 2008
Get the Nickelodeon mug.A Channel like MTV that pollutes the minds of children and some teenagers who watch "Teenick". They cancel all the shows that are shitty in less than a year and yet they keep producing more and more shitty shows. These fuckers who own Nickelodeon, which is MTV, are a bunch of fucking asswholes who need to fucking die, or get off the air. Shitty shows include icarly or should i say diecarly, zoey101, unfabulous, H2O or should I say GAY2O, The Mighty B, Avatar or should I say Avatard, and a hell of a lot more shitty shows because the list keeps going.
Fuck you MTV for polluting the minds of our generation and Fuck you Nickelodeon for polluting the generation to follow.
Fuck you MTV for polluting the minds of our generation and Fuck you Nickelodeon for polluting the generation to follow.
by MTV Should Die January 10, 2009
Get the Nickelodeon mug.Use to have great shows when i was 4 years old. Rugrats was good for the first, second, and third season, but it later became gay and the rats didn't get into trouble. Also had shows like doug. Also when i was four the nick jr. has some kick tail shows like snoozles and the gnome show. I also liked the elephant show.
by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 24, 2003
Get the Nickelodeon mug.When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.
After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.
by Krisco B. January 17, 2009
Get the Nickelodeon Bitch Slap mug.Shit.
Utter and complete shit.
They were fine for a while, when they played shows that actually were FUNNY.
Now it's Spongebob 24/7 with brief dashes of cheesy (also known as iCarly) every few hours. Add a few Victorious episodes, maybe a dash or two of gay teen singing really badly (Big Time Rush) and VIOLA! We have ourselves the mother of all shitty channels. (right after MTV)
It made a brief comeback with the strangely funny show Invader ZIM but, of course, it wasn't preppy (see teenybopper) enough, so they canceled it.
Utter and complete shit.
They were fine for a while, when they played shows that actually were FUNNY.
Now it's Spongebob 24/7 with brief dashes of cheesy (also known as iCarly) every few hours. Add a few Victorious episodes, maybe a dash or two of gay teen singing really badly (Big Time Rush) and VIOLA! We have ourselves the mother of all shitty channels. (right after MTV)
It made a brief comeback with the strangely funny show Invader ZIM but, of course, it wasn't preppy (see teenybopper) enough, so they canceled it.
A few years back:
Me- *watching Nick and laughing hysterically*
And now:
Me- *watching Nickelodeon with an expression of dull boredom and shock* What the HELL am I watching? O_O;
Me- *watching Nick and laughing hysterically*
And now:
Me- *watching Nickelodeon with an expression of dull boredom and shock* What the HELL am I watching? O_O;
by HaterOfViacom August 13, 2010
Get the Nickelodeon mug.A scheme for animated characters to take over the us government, by using little kids brain washed by the tv shows produced on this channel.
by Big and tasty frugaler March 8, 2010
Get the Nickelodeon mug.A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.
I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.
by Jason February 20, 2005
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